Dan Patrick: Scared White Guy

He'll challenge history with ... xenophobic and western european fear of aztec primacy. Thank you, Texas. Your faith in the confederacy is remarkable.

Old Mexico lives on: Mexican-Americans didn't jump the border—it jumped them http://t.co/wx8HRnMlbp pic.twitter.com/qcAsqqGbpg
— Tom Standage (@tomstandage) January 31, 2014

Not a shock

Dan Patrick? Hmmmmmm

It took a #grammys twitter post...

to understand why @moorehn unfollowed me:

.@anildash “a woman who LIKES that.” Likes being slapped around and treated like “an animal.”? Discuss.
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) January 27, 2014

Blurred Lines (Unrated Version)

NKLA T Shirt

Appalachia: The big white ghetto

This is the face of welfare in America. A painful read.

Appalachia: The big white ghetto

Everybody has a southern neighbor...

freaks:
How old is the earth?

your country cousins' freak family reunion:
Biblical age of the earth

Twitter Fail

This is not how you do it:

Friend, Three years ago our nation came the closest it ever has to enacting meaningful immigration reform... http://t.co/xT1MxOOUbm
— Maxey Scherr (@MaxeyforTexas) January 25, 2014

Which way do you want it, @NaomiSRiley?

this post,

Wendy Davis has no future in politics

was written by the same woman that wrote this post,

Women think the workplace is unfair… this is why they’re wrong

Let's make some heat tonight, 'Runners, #utsa

what is the message?

Roadrunners are warm-blooded. Their bodies make heat so they can stay warm wherever they are. Let's make some heat tonight, 'Runners, #utsa
— UTSA (@UTSA) January 24, 2014

Chase earnings... [or why customer is still king]

...and get schooled.

$IBM is obsessed with "managing” earnings and stock buybacks. $AMZN fixates on its customers. Guess who’s winning http://t.co/4RMXQ4o1Ax
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) January 24, 2014

Double Entendre

#ImNotSureWhatShesBeingStraight

#DoubleFisting @thefriendlyspot Team @themontereysa @_webothlovesoup http://t.co/KP5Q5AHj2i
— Gloria C (@yelpsanantonio) January 19, 2014

with no #followback? r u serious?

Let's remember to get those followers up !!!
— The Block SA (@TheBlockSA) January 18, 2014

i. dare. you.

Make a fudge cake in one bowl and microwave it to ready-to-eat status in just five minutes. http://t.co/g68y7xxgHt pic.twitter.com/0lvwalBYU2
— Lifehacker (@lifehacker) January 11, 2014

American Hustle v. Wolf of Wall Street

so you start with this: https://twitter.com/ygbsm/status/415594794706931712

and then you do this: https://twitter.com/ygbsm/status/416018340172136448

He Honestly Believes His Drivel

https://twitter.com/johnboehner/status/423631810937909248

The Forgotten NYC

See More NYC

Either business is down...

...or they're just slumming.

.@Dailycaller @freebeacon @motherjones @businessinsider @dcexaminer summit pic.twitter.com/gOiOtsDAFs
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) January 9, 2014