what's right:
Sent: Wed Jan 28 09:35:10 2009
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: Workers Comp Injury
I will be out of the office at a meeting from 7:45 - 9:30 a.m.. on 01/28/09.

what's wrong:
If you need assistance, you may contact me on my Blackberry at 42*-****.

what's left:
c-l-u-e-l-e-s-s

There is no O in Heroes

what's right: the messiah hates the heroes

what's wrong: 68 degrees at 1300h --- 42 degrees at 1330h

what's left: the new "fsc" cigarettes have given me new hope to get the monkey off my back once a for all.

It's only scary if you actually read it...

what's right: geithner does not get a pass, although he passes senate muster

what's wrong: blago-mania made an explicit entrance in the '09 economic stimulus package (aka the american recovery and reinvestment act)
[a worthy PDF download]

what's left: hundreds of millions are like so many benjamins in my wallet. omfg!

Day 1

what's right: sean hannity laying the blame of failed 'greed is good' policies on bho.

what's wrong: more of the 'bama girls. stop, already. all of you.

what's left: kieth O...pursue the chief without regard to polity.

Generation O

what's right: chief justice roberts fucking up the oath

what's wrong: a portion of the crowd, upon the arrival of gw, chanting, "nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, go ood bye"

what's left: four years.

Be[Kos]

what's right: i still don't have a job. that's karma kickin' my ass

what's wrong: every time i hear Markos Moulitsas Zúniga speak on the circuit, i want to smash the tv. he's as right for the democratic party as bill o'reilly is.

what's left: the three woots. hell, it ain't new, but it's fun. they have, in reverse order of interweb birth, shirts, wine and miscellany.

bah, humbug.

43.

father born in 1936.

mother born in 1942.

right. wrong. left.