Double Entendre

#ImNotSureWhatShesBeingStraight

#DoubleFisting @thefriendlyspot Team @themontereysa @_webothlovesoup http://t.co/KP5Q5AHj2i
— Gloria C (@yelpsanantonio) January 19, 2014

with no #followback? r u serious?

Let's remember to get those followers up !!!
— The Block SA (@TheBlockSA) January 18, 2014

i. dare. you.

Make a fudge cake in one bowl and microwave it to ready-to-eat status in just five minutes. http://t.co/g68y7xxgHt pic.twitter.com/0lvwalBYU2
— Lifehacker (@lifehacker) January 11, 2014

American Hustle v. Wolf of Wall Street

so you start with this: https://twitter.com/ygbsm/status/415594794706931712

and then you do this: https://twitter.com/ygbsm/status/416018340172136448

He Honestly Believes His Drivel

https://twitter.com/johnboehner/status/423631810937909248

The Forgotten NYC

See More NYC

Either business is down...

...or they're just slumming.

.@Dailycaller @freebeacon @motherjones @businessinsider @dcexaminer summit pic.twitter.com/gOiOtsDAFs
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) January 9, 2014