Perfectly Nice People Say Shit Like This

The America that exposes itself on twitter. Every. Fucking. Hour. Of. The. Day.

I felt shift when I enrolled my oldest in what was called "day care." I didn't c the shitstorm coming +@KLSouth @hankishtwit @KRMullins1964
— lisa jennings (@agoodeye) February 16, 2014

you are now officially on call until your last breath.

you are now officially on call until your last breath.

Today my son flipped from back to tummy. He can flip both ways, so I guess he can now get from Alaska to Chile, given enough persistence.
— Dave Rutledge (@_) July 30, 2013

The heavens over Chicago have opened and Patricia Lyons Simon Newman has stepped onstage.
— Scott Simon (@nprscottsimon) July 30, 2013