This is a Basic Science Fail

this is not a quote from a philosopher. this is a quote from an average american. this same guy rails against everything, check his time line.

When we look up at night and see the stars, are we looking at the past or the future!? I think the future.
— William J. Journey (@Alaskanbushman) June 13, 2014

Sobriety with Christ is a Dead-End Street

he said it, not me.

Every family is affected by drug abuse in some form of fashion. What I've learned is that Sobriety with Christ is a Dead-End Street.
— Robby Gallaty (@Rgallaty) April 27, 2014

Favorite Videos for a Friday Night

from a late night thursday

want to keep my long hair. but i'm going with a #2 on the sides with a taper in back. like 1997 rock am ring https://t.co/HDtaZUAoM4
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

along with beck, i won't be seeing this band at #ACL. and so it goes. https://t.co/rcXzR5qQa4
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

more late night music, because fiesta just ain't doing it for me. smiths/morriissey way back: how soon is now? https://t.co/OfRRcyBAEv
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

more late night music. david gilmore - i can't breathe anymore. https://t.co/WSujId0jKY
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

even more late night music.courtesy of REM in the 210. "everybody hurts" https://t.co/zEU8kKdbrC
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

THE dubstep anthem. really going out on a limb here, but it's late night and i likes what i likes. https://t.co/TUWSnNW5PR
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

yes. i can rage rock in late night. chevelle put on a good show in sunken garden theater a couple years ago. https://t.co/Wlp8xT9UUq
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

more music: weed, speed and coke. AKA joe king carrasco + austin + counter culture = shenanigans.. https://t.co/01pBrp9pAA
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

last video post tonight. mazzy star made sense of tokyo in 2007. when everything seemed topsy-turvy, you get found. https://t.co/Wn3RwGsaNU
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

can someone help me understand the copyright infringement of bitter sweet symphony? [final post] https://t.co/KCtDCG4VRt
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) April 25, 2014

"Never had a meal there, but the food's horrible..."

mostly hyperbole?

I've never seen House of Cards but I agree with everyone who says it's awful.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) February 14, 2014

It took a #grammys twitter post...

to understand why @moorehn unfollowed me:

.@anildash “a woman who LIKES that.” Likes being slapped around and treated like “an animal.”? Discuss.
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) January 27, 2014

Blurred Lines (Unrated Version)

NKLA T Shirt

it's a goddamned hero on a sub roll, aka, "New York's Contribution to the Universe"

yep. the hero vs sub sandwich fuckery.

@JigxorAndy New York City's contribution to the universe.
— Maxwell Neely-Cohen (@nhyphenc) December 15, 2013

Another Twitter Apology

here's the thing about apologies: they must be unequivocal. you're not sorry if you equivocate. simple
johnathan chait gets to the one yard line, but it ain't a touchdown.
why not a touchdown? the "probably" that's equivocating.

Okay, this was probably way #toosoon Apologies. https://t.co/m0H576umiK
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) December 3, 2013

Worst Post Ever

we're mutual twitter followers. but i have to question the sobriety of this post. clearly the deer has suffered a fatal gunshot wound. clearly the deer is not +1. in fact, the deer is now roasts, steaks and sausage. and that is how it should have been blogged.

Deer 1 Hunter 0 http://t.co/MF1tlWCx0h
— joethenerd (@joethenerd) November 30, 2013

He Should Write a Yelp Review

Pro tip: @kingfalafel is outstanding
— Matthew C. Klein (@M_C_Klein) November 19, 2013

dude loves his falafel. 

@jackshafer is a curmudgeon.

first it was this:

Here's an exclusive FT interview with Bill Gates, who never shuts up. http://t.co/0rUWo14yr9
— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) November 4, 2013

then it was this:

Here's Newsweek's exclusive interview with Glenn Greenwald, who also never shuts up. http://t.co/ulXnLUwAjJ
— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) November 4, 2013