Don't Lie, Loser.

This doesn't disappear @Mason_Ricks:

I Had a costume, BUT Obama gave it to someone else #tcot pic.twitter.com/qZnG1h92uz
— Mason Ricks (@Mason_Ricks) October 31, 2013

(of course, my mileage is vastly superior than anything available to mere mortals; i have tricare)

What saved my parents from having to watch their parents die early from lack of medical care happened in 1966. My daughter has been saved from watching her not-yet-eligible-for-medicare mother saved by the ACA. (of course, my mileage is vastly superior than anything available to mere mortals. i have tricare)

Soft drinks, candy, cookies, snack crackers, and ice cream are food items and are therefore eligible items http://t.co/XH0rkznBZ2
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) October 31, 2013

That is All

The most awkward places to experience, diarrhea? Go.
— Pepto-Bismol (@Pepto) October 27, 2013

That is all.

This is Just Crazy Talk

In his own words. He is not delusional; he is deluding his flock with great aplomb.

What does it say that Admin granted exemptions to big biz & Congress but shuts down govt to force Obamacare on the people? #MakeDCListen
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 22, 2013

For fuck's sake...

this is a farce.

You must show ID before voting! Qualified voters can get an Election Identification Certificate (EIC) for FREE. http://t.co/VgBbrFpmmp
— Team Cornyn (@TeamCornyn) October 22, 2013

Parenthood

...ain't always fun, but when you see your flesh and blood reach milestones, you jump for joy.

The boy has discovered the wonder of mussels at @CafeAmoreBistro! I have a seafood partner in crime finally!... http://t.co/xeMMzK99sH
— Karlynn Johnston (@KitchenMagpie) October 22, 2013

This is my Sicilia

30+ clicks to prizzi *and* corleone. family still runs bar on town square and farms in the hills. it's a tough life. literally.

Ancient Tactics

When I was growing up in a political household, when "democrats" ran Texas, I always heard about republicans registered as dems in the primaries and voting for the worst dem in each race.

If you want to turn this red state blue, take this approach, and work the vote. Explain to voters why registering republican in the primary elections can have huge benefits in the general election (which require no political affiliation vote). Red turns blue.

Get out the vote. Walk the block. Be engaged. 

twitter for my pop

judge noll

congrats, larry. MT @leticiavdp: Here I'm presenting a gavel to Judge Larry Noll 408th District Court Bexar County. pic.twitter.com/DfGXWb3GCQ
— YGBSM (@YGBSM) October 9, 2013

"Don't call the police, she's just drunk and didn't mean it."

Wherein a once respected journalist drunk tweets:

The Democratic mistake was the punitive, crude, pain-bringing shutting down of things that everyone knows don’t have to be shut down.
— Peggy Noonan (@Peggynoonannyc) October 6, 2013

Disturbing

not even sure what to think about this.

I'm sorry I don't care what Mike Tyson says about Gravity.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) October 7, 2013

was it a swipe at his fair look at gravity (this is last of the tweets)?

Mysteries of #Gravity: Why we enjoy a SciFi film set in make-believe space more than we enjoy actual people set in real space
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013