Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Overheard in the Oval Office

Barack (on phone with Kim Jong Un): Kim. I'm tired of your shit. We ain't playin' your silly games any more.

KJU: Whaaaaaaat, muthufuckah????????????????

Barack: Launch snizzle on South Korean islands and I will destroy you.

KJU: Whaaaaaaat, muthufuckah????????????????

Barack: I have to earn my Nobel. So you know I mean it. I destroy your slave-state, and east Asia explodes in self-rule. Sure beats GWB's bullshit detour through the looking glass. Kim, trust me on this. I will fuck you up without permission of the UN, China or Russia. Do I make myself clear?

KJU: Whaaaaaaat, muthufuckah????????????????

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